Letters from the Rumour Mill

[from the foreword] One of the great parts about Blaseball lore is how it encourages people to use their creativity, inventing complex and compelling characters for what are just piles of numbers. Seeing how different people interpret the same character is one wonderful aspect of this. Contributors to this zine used the 'Random Page' function on the wiki to find a player whose lore they weren't aware of, then came up with their own take on the player using only canon. We hope you enjoy seeing some fresh takes on these players!