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The Fifth Floor

Congratulations, employee #***— you’ve been promoted to the fifth floor! Here, only the most important work is done. Maintain focus, meet your deadlines, and remember: mistakes are costly. POSITION: Fifth Floor Associate REQUIREMENTS: Attention to detail, multitasking ability, resistance to panic, ignore distractions. DESCRIPTION: Perform vital office duties, maintain workflow, and comply with management directives. WARNINGS: Unauthorized absences or poor performance will not be tolerated. Please keep productivity high. Management is watching. Press F to full screen (recommended) Stock sound effects provided by Flowlab