My Wife Is A Sword

Full title (Itch wouldn't accept the full thing):My Wife Is A Sword And I Got Her Pregnant Now She's Having Strange Cravings That Can Only Be Sated By The Blood Of Evil In A Dungeon That Mysteriously Appeared Behind Our House But I Can Only Stay In For Thirty Seconds At A Time Or Else The Deadly Miasma Will Corrode My Soul And Kill Me?! A short action game about a guy and his magic sword wife dealing with monsters in a cave that mysteriously sprang up in their backyard. You have 30 seconds per level to clear the monsters. Gamplay sort-of inspired by top-down Zelda games. Controls during cutscenes:-Z to advance text-You can press the Q key twice to skip Controls during dungeon segments:-Arrow keys to move-Z to swing swordMade in Godot 4.1.2-Concept & coding: me-Models & animations: me Plugins used: -Dialogic https://dialogic.pro/-GPUTrail https://github.com/celyk/GPUTrail 5/25/2026 update:uploaded build3 with endless mode, part 1