The mutation experiment

FF FLASH WARNING You're Subject 001 in a very questionable research facility. Your job: click a button. That's it. Except the button doesn't want to cooperate. It dodges, bounces, spins, multiplies, teleports, and occasionally tries to eat your progress. Spend your clicks on random mutations from the lab's shop, stack up auto-clickers, chase combos, and figure out which anomalies are worth the risk. 50,000-click success, the observer is taking notes. Press one to win but shhhh