The Blaseball Team Affinity Quiz

Blaseball. Where to begin. You want to get into blaseball, but first you have to choose a team. You could talk to your blaseball-playing friends about what teams are like, or do your own research. Or you could pick arbitrarily and hope for the best, given that it's just a game and you can change your choice later. BUT WHAT IF THERE WAS AN EASIER WAY. What if, instead of a single, high-stakes moment of choice paralysis, you had many smaller moments of choice paralysis with obscured effects? Distilled from the wisdom* of long experience**, this quiz will unerringly divine your true Team Affinity, so that you can either say 'wow... so true' or else scoff, ignore us and continue to live foolishly. * contents not guaranteed to contain wisdom** about nine weeks version 1.02, by Sam Kabo Ashwell 🎸, with help from Cat Manning 🐅 and Amal El-Mohtar 🕵