LASERS AND SHARKS
LASERS AND SHARKS: YOU'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER SPACESHIP! A Ridiculous One-Page Sci-Fi Tabletop Roleplaying Game THE YEAR IS 3000. HUMANITY HAS MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE. They gave sharks legs. And laser guns. In LAZERS & SHARKS, you play genetically engineered shark commandos aboard the S.S. Chumbucket, a heavily armed spacecraft held together by duct tape, military funding, and questionable science. Your commanding officer, Admiral Fin Diesel, has vanished. The galaxy is crawling with alien monsters, murderous robots, space pirates, and dolphins who think they're better than everybody. Your mission? Save the galaxy. Preferably before lunch. ABOUT THE GAME LAZERS & SHARKS is a fast-paced, rules-light tabletop roleplaying game built on John Harper's acclaimed Lasers & Feelings system. Created as a personal one-day game jam challenge, the entire game was written, designed, and laid out in a single day. Despite fitting on just one page, hours went into refining the writing, mechanics, graphics, and presentation, with every line and visual element deliberately placed. GAME FEATURES One-Page RPG: Everything you need to create characters, run adventures, and play is on a single page.Six Playable Shark Species: Great White, Hammerhead, Tiger, Bull, Mako, and Goblin Shark.Seven Character Roles: Captain, Pilot, Scientist, Engineer, Medic, Soldier, and Bounty Hunter.Simple D6 Mechanics: Roll dice to overcome challenges using either LAZERS or SHARKS.Customizable Spaceship: Equip the S.S. Chumbucket with powerful upgrades and catastrophic problems.Random Adventure Generator: Create ridiculous sci-fi missions using four six-sided dice tables.Minimal Preparation: Jump into an adventure without spending hours learning rules. WHAT YOU NEED TO PLAY A copy of LAZERS & SHARKS, a few six-sided dice (d6), some friends, and a willingness to embrace absolute absurdity. GAME DETAILS Title: LAZERS & SHARKS Subtitle: You're Gonna Need a Bigger Spaceship Genre: Science Fiction / Comedy / Action Format: One-Page Tabletop Roleplaying Game System: Lasers & Feelings (CC BY 4.0) Publisher: Zombie Shark Games Creator: Noah "Shark" Robertson Release Year: 2026 CREDITS & LICENSING Created by Noah "Shark" Robertson. Published by Zombie Shark Games. Based on Lasers & Feelings by John Harper, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0). Adapted and modified for LAZERS & SHARKS. Original game: https://johnharper.itch.io/lasers-feelings License: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Spaceship artwork by Tony Helms | https://www.behance.net/toeknee © 2026 Zombie Shark Games. Original content rights reserved. YOU'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER SPACESHIP. zombiesharkgames.com
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