Crab_Simulator_2021

Quick! A man who wields the name of Xie Lian has chosen you, a succulent, sweet little crab to satisfy his nutritional needs! In order to escape this horrible fate, great Buddha has promised you that if you find his long lost balls (not that Buddha has 4 pairs of lost balls) that are hidden within Xie Lian's dungeon, he will bless you with enough power to destroy him and live a fulfilling life. Go forth little crab, you must find the testes of Great Buddha and save yourself! "This game is truly a moving and inspirational representation about the daily life struggles of most crabs. " - Jesus