Simple Weatherman

Some terrible weather has hit your city. Oh no! You are the city's weatherman and you present the weather news each day, no matter what. You've never been late to work and never took a sick day off. You could say you are Simple Weatherman, but life is never that simple. Some people just do not understand that even though you always "predict" the weather, you do not control it. Frankly, they deserve to be shot. Have fun! P.S. Don't walk on the grass.