Dont Poop Your Pants

DON'T POOP YOUR PANTS An Incremental Game of Corporate Survival (Better in Full Screen) You just got hired at Whamazon as an Intern. One problem: you REALLY need to use the bathroom. But Whamazon has a STRICT no-bathroom-break policy. Your only escape? Climb the corporate ladder from Intern to CEO in 7 minutes before... well, you know. FEATURES: 30-position career ladder to climb 7 different skills to train (Charisma, Coffee addiction, Spreadsheets, Bowel Control, Politics, Productivity Theater, Bladder Control) 10 training methods per skill with hilariously absurd names Earn money as you climb positions Shop system - buy ridiculous items for permanent XP bonuses Prestige system - reset and grow stronger after beating the game Diarrhea accidents - unlock catastrophic failure prestige tiers