How to Make a Friend (Who Won't Give You Coronavirus)

C/W: Coronavirus, isolation, abandonment. In these trying times, we must adapt if we want to survive. Social distancing can leave us feeling isolated, especially for those of us who don't have family members or pets that they enjoy being around. If you feel like the quarantine has left you without somebody to socialise and spend time with, then this guide is for you. In this guide, you will find instructions on how to make a friend from an inanimate object of your choice. This friend can provide companionship for you in these times of social distancing and isolation, while posing no risk of spreading Covid-19. Image by Ash Attack.