Aura Farming

🧿 TAP THE ORB. FARM THE AURA. GET COOKED. An idle game about accumulating aura, which is not a real resource, in a game with a store that will not take your money. Tap the orb. Build a combo. Buy an Unpaid NPC Intern to tap for you, then a Sigma Grindset Auto-Farmer, then a Gyatt Turbine, then eleven more tiers of increasingly unhinged infrastructure until Bombardiro Crocodilo is carpet-bombing the concept of being normal on your behalf. Then get interrupted. Twelve random events, including a 6 7 you can actually win, an Ohio rift, a Mog Battle, a Skibidi Invasion, a Fanum Tax, and an Aura Vampire that takes what it wants. 🧢 About the store There is a full free-to-play monetisation layer in here — Sigma Coins, loot crates, a 24-tier battle pass, a prize wheel, a premium subscription, six tiers of coin pack. Every checkout declines itself and gives you the goods for free. No payment, no card, no account, no data collected, no ads, no tracking. Every price is a struck-through joke. The counter at the bottom of the store reads real money spent: €0.00, and it always will be, and it is the only honest number in the genre. What's in it 13 auto-farmer tiers, 11 upgrades, and ×1 / ×10 / ×100 / MAX bulk buying 12 random events, plus a golden-cookie-style stray aura that drifts across the screen 40 achievements, ego-death prestige, personal bests, and a shareable Aura Card Offline earnings — it keeps farming while you're gone Drip — button skins, background themes, and seven mouse cursors A news ticker that reacts to what you've actually done Meme sounds synthesised from oscillators, because sampling the real ones would be someone else's copyright Under the hood One HTML file. 148 KB. No build step, no dependencies, no framework, no backend, and no network requests of any kind. Vanilla JS, hand-written CSS, canvas for the farm view, Web Audio oscillators for every sound. It runs offline. You can save the page and it will still work in ten years. Balance was tuned against a simulation harness rather than vibes — first prestige lands around 1.8 hours on run one, and about 18 minutes once you're a veteran. Saves live in your browser's localStorage. Clearing site data clears your run. Made by João. Free forever. If it made you laugh there's a Ko-fi link in the footer — tipping grants nothing in-game, deliberately.